Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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