I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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