i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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