What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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