Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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