I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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