you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She's the barista slut.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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