His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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