my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
