i don't like sucking hair
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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