U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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