your parents love me but you hate me
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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