I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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