This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Is it because I queefed?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
not ubering you a puppy
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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