we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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