your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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