Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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