oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Actions speak louder than pants.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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