we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Terrible idea I love it
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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