Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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