i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I woke up under a house in Key West
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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