I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
false alarm. still invincible.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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