Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
there is puke in my bra ... again
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