he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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