Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
