youre lurking in front of me
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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