New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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