try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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