i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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