i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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