They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
