fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
