Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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