i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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