i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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