would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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