It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
