i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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