Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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