Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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