Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hippo gnu deer
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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