Me too!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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