i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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