My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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