I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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