The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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