What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
