All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm always down for nudity.
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