Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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