You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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