Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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