K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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